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We’re Just Getting Famouser and Famouser
     While attending the Ohio Republican Party Campaign School on Saturday, special guest speaker Fritz Wenzel was discussing the influence and power of blogs. On his Powerpoint presentation for that particular slide, he used an image of none other than Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane's logo "The Real Citizen Kane."

     During Fritz's introduction and the obligatory summary of his qualifications, he mentioned that he had helped to mastermind Mean Jean Schmidt's victory in the 11-way special primary last year. Snickers and groans filled the auditorium of Republicans from all over the state.

     But did Fritz mention how he had predicted revered Congressman Bob McEwen would beat That Lying Bitch by a landslide in this year's primary? We don't think so.

     And did you see that story in the Morning Fishwrap about a Mason, Ohio man trapped in Beirut, Lebanon: It said the man's wife contacted U.S. Rep. Jean Schmidt, R-Miami Township, and was told that "Cowards cut and run. Masonites never do."

     Meanwhile, in the first Congressional District, Congressman Steve Chabothead strongly criticized a recent fund-raising solicitation by John Boy Cranley supporters that exploits images of caskets of brave men and women who have sacrificed their lives while serving our country.

     And with their 50th Reunion for the Forrest Gump High School Class of 1956 coming up in only 66 more days, members of the planning committee will be meeting tomorrow night at Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane's house. This time let's hope Kane remembered to tell Mrs. Kane.

     In his July 12 edition of the Flying Buttress, did Tomas de Torquemada really say Archbishop Danny Boy Pilarczyk was in bed with the enemy, once again!

     178 kids living in English Woods have nothing to do this summer because the CRC pool is closed. CRC doesn't have the money to fix the pool, but it spends money every Monday cleaning up after the illegal aliens at the Kellogg soccer fields. For the $150,000 it needs for a new pool CRC could ship a lot of kids to other newer pools or drop them off at the Uppity Oprah Winfrey Under-funded, Ugly-ass Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Freedom Center. Maybe the Mamas could get a job and get their butts off welfare so there won't be any sad kids. OR, MAYBE THE KIDS COULD READ A BOOK!

     Last week when Green Township was featured by Channel 12 Eye Witless news, weatherman Tim Hedrick was taken for a ride in the bucket on the Township’s $800,000 fire truck. Not only is the truck used for "free rides," but our township snitch says it is also frequently seen making grocery and ice-cream runs for township firefighters. Why just last week it was also parked ILLEGALLY blocking traffic on Harrison Avenue in front of the Zip Dip. Screw the over-taxed payers!

     It seems as though dim-witted David Pepper has been polling folks so he can figure out where he stands on certain issues. Reports came in last week that The Green Pepper was calling into Colerain Township during dinner hours, interrupting family time, to find out where to stand on the Rumpke landfill expansion. This week reports are coming in from hassled families in Green Township who were asked where Defeated Pepper should stand on the Legacy Place shopping center. What would be the results of a poll on politicians who call at dinner time?

     Cincinnati State President Wrong has put off the hiring of needed instructors until there are black applicants. Why is the EEOC investigating?

     Finally, did anybody notice how subtle award-winning illustrator Artis Conception was when he changed the name of Wyoming to "Whiteoming?"





Bluegrass Bloviators
     Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says self-professed political analyst Larry Sabato is back. This time he is weighing in on Goof Doofus. Remember earlier this year when Larry said he wouldn't bet a nickel on a Lying Bitch like Mean Jean?

     From the latest reporting period covering late April through June, Doofus raised $732,498 while Lucas took in $318,067. President Bush headed a Davis fund-raiser in Northern Kentucky during the period.

    Larry Sabato, director of the Center for Politics at the University of Virginia, said Lucas' showing was acceptable for most challengers, but said as a former three-term incumbent Lucas "should be doing better."

    Still, fund-raising is just one sign of potential support, he said. "If the winds are at your back, then you don't need to raise as much money as your opponent," Sabato said. "And as far as we can see, the wind is at the DemocRATS' backs in most places, and I think Kentucky is one of those places." What a bunch of crap!

              

     And when the CamBoozler went into his Ameristop store to get copy of the Morning Fishwrap yesterday and gave the lady fifty cents, she gave him a quarter back. CamBoo asked why they dropped the price, and the lady said if people are willing to read the same story five days a week from Patsy Crowley, the least they could do was sell you the paper at half price.

     Speaking of the Fishwrap, did anyone see Sunday's quote of Jerry Bamboozer about 'wooing' a club to the Gay Arts District? In fact The Bamboozer doesn't want them at all. Rumor has it in MainStrasse, the Village Idiots are not happy that any popular Cincinnati Club is coming to Covington for fear that it would attract more patrons than the Village bars. After all, there's nothing different at those Mainstrasse bars these days. They serve the same food, attempt to attract the same patrons, and they all have huge bar open tabs for the Bamboozer. Maybe his opposition to the new bar is they won’t give him free drinks.

     Also in Covington, one of our snitches says it seems like Jay Fossett is scared that everybody knows that some of the money for the 911 communications center was mis spent, and now he wants to fire two top guys to make everything all better.

     Kenny Easterling seems shameless in making his claims to be an experienced candidate for Family Court judge in Kenton County. In his campaign materials, he claims to have prosecuted over a quarter of a million cases. As if that isn't questionable enough, on his web site he claims to have prosecuted over 100,000 cases in which "I have represented children who needed protection from sexual crimes, neglect, abuse, and child custody cases." Does he really want us to believe that he went through all of those files one by one and counted out those involving children? Also, memo to Kenny: As a county prosecutor, you represent THE COUNTY, not any specific child. The appointed guardian ad litem actually represents the child. Is it possible Kenny is embellishing his qualifications? No wonder two of his former challengers are now publicly supporting his opponent, Lisa Bushelman.

     Finally, what does it say when all the DemocRATS in NoKY can fit into one small coffee shop in Fort Thomas, and they even get tossed out of that place? If we still had phone booths, maybe they could hold their monthly meetings in there!

    

     Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know,
and certain people ought to be damn glad we don't.

THANKS TO ME, GREG HARTMANN FOR MAKING LAWYERS SWEAT LIKE THE PIGS THEY ARE WALKING UP TO THE COURTHOUSE TO LOOK UP PARKING TICKETS IN PERSON HOT LINE

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