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What a Difference a Week Made
 Last week at this time, the Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney, Resourceful Realtor Jason Gloyd, and the rest of the Whistleblower Legal Dream team were plotting and scheming at Pelican's Reef restaurant on Beechmont, trying to get ready for Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane's long-awaited hearing at the Hamilton County Board of Revision where the Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor's "certifiable appraiser" got blasted trying to justify the Auditor's 41% computer-generated appraisal. All this week, courthouse cronies couldn't stop laughing at Artis Conception's award-winning illustration of the Aggravated Auditor with egg on his face.
Speaking of Pelican’s Reef, they have a sign that says "If your children misbehave they will be served expresso and given a puppy!"
Also, with only 65 more days till their 50th Reunion for the Forrest Gump High School Class of 1956, will all those members of the planning committee meeting at Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane's house tonight remember that if the driveway's full, they should park across the street on Windy Hills?
 Yesterday brought this e-mail from our Courthouse Gadfly to our "THANKS TO ME, GREG HARTMANN FOR MAKING LAWYERS SWEAT LIKE THE PIGS THEY ARE WALKING UP TO THE COURTHOUSE TO LOOK UP PARKING TICKETS IN PERSON HOT LINE":
First the story with Hartmann was that court records were going to be off line one week. Then, after a week went by, people were told if they filled out a form for a Log On ID, they would have access in a week. We all know this is a lie.
This is a bit more plausible - a community representative was told the court records system would be off line for ONE FULL YEAR.
Not only is the access denied to attorneys, but there are also police personnel who have been cut off.
And we're paying taxes for something we cannot use? Is there someway we can get rid of Hartmann by Friday or make him turn the system back on?
Our litigious lawyer added this report: "This is what I told you. I filled out that damn piece of paper and it has the exact same information they already had in the first place. Local lawyers get their photo taken and then get a plastic card that lets them get into the courthouse without standing in line (in the rain on some days) and carry their briefcases without inspection by metal detectors and the half-hour plus delay, more on bad days at start of court.
Me, Greg, called from a campaign appearance somewhere in Ohio and threatened to tell the lawyers to shutthefuckup or he'll take away those magic cards and make them not only walk in the heat but also wait in the line.
About our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor, our Courthouse Gadfly points out that the property at 907 Dayton St., owned by William L. & Fannie Mallory, receives a 2.5% Stadium Tax Credit.
But don't Old Bill and Fannie live on Fairhill Drive in Mt. Airy with their son, the Girly Man Mayor?
"TaxKiller Tom" Brinkman says to qualify for the 2.5% Stadium Tax Credit, those on the deed and tax bill MUST live on the premises and it MUST be their PRIMARY residence.
Speaking of those mendacious Mallorys, the FBI joined the investigation into Cincinnati's Empowerment Corporation. Cincinnati police had been investigating possible conflicts of interest.
Dale Mallory worked as a consultant to the corporation. He is the brother of Cincinnati Girly Man Mayor Mark Mallory. Cincinnati police told TV 12 that because of that relationship, they asked the FBI to join the case.
The FBI refused to comment Friday on its role in the investigation. No charges have been filed, and Dale Mallory has denied any wrongdoing. Spoken like a real Mallory. But why did Dale give back part of the money?
But if you think that's bad, you should check out the membership of the 12-member Empowerment Zone Board. If our Mellow Mt. Carmellian remembers correctly from his days at HUD, the Board is composed mostly of people who are good at having meetings and producing paper and spending administrative funds on BS. That is, United Way parasites.
And wouldn't it be funny if one of the Board members was Howard Beatty, the guy who shot Kabaka Oba? We understand that murderer has since been removed.
 Speaking of which, this morning our Official 2006 Whistleblower/ Smith & Wesson Murder Count is now "48," two fewer than the number of press conferences O'Dell Owens has called this week. Our TV Coroner says more murders are committed at 92 degrees than at any other temperature. It's going to be hot time in the old town tonight.
Meanwhile, over at the Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says they still can't stop laughing at the front-page photo that ran of Cincinnati City Clown-cilman Jeff Berding sitting next to some guy from the Planet of the Apes.
When asked about a good location for the new jail, Bill “The Ethnic Cleanser “ Seitz says they should just build the damn jail in Westwood. They can snap up homes of all those people fleeing the crime and grime, plus the new jail will be very convenient for criminals now making Westwood their home.
Also in First District DemocRATS say the Oily Chabothead has found a new way to spew out of both sides of his mouth -- in Espanol and English!
The Oily Chabothead says he is for making English the official American language, yet he led the charge to WASTE OVER-Taxed TAXPAYERS DOLLARS FOR THE NEXT QUARTER CENTURY on ballots in Spanish!
Como se dice, "Steve Chabothead is a hypocrite" in Espanol?
Bluegrass B.S.
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo apologizes for not having much news today, but he's been busy for the past week trying to figure out who sent him this hate e-mail:
Listen, you fat son-of-a-bitch, you're close to being sued, so keep on with your lies about me and I'm going to sue you for libel and depose your ass and garner a Set of Discovery which gets your e-mail addresses, and I'll depose every blogger and chicken Schmidt son-of-a-bitch you deal with in character assination! [sic.]" Is that anything like Cornhole?
If you have any idea about who might've sent us such a vile-and-disgusting e-mail,
please let us know.
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the Starbuck’s in Fort Thomas, to promote their new DemocRAT-free policy.
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